One of my pals since the easy days of sitting on milk crates on Saturday night on the side of a Dunkin Donuts has been telling me a lot about something out there I need to check out. He even went so far as to asking me to do a little write-up about said entertainment.
I had a better idea. I told him to do it. Not because I am lazy and did not want to, but I wanted his excitement for the podcast put into words for all to read. At first Kevin was hesitant and after strong force and blatant threats he agreed.
So now I turn it over to Kevin… Thanks pal.
Remember the days when you were a sophomore in high school and you were so into that one awesome band? You listened to them all the time, sported the t-shirt, and told everyone about them just trying to share the love. Sadly people just gave you an idiot stare while asking if you still had to pee in a cup before school. The wanted nothing to do with you or that stupid band you were in to.
Shockingly a few months later those same people that you were wildly raving at are telling you about the same new band that they discovered. You knew deep down inside that you though were the OG of that band, you knew about them all along…
I’m about to relive that glory once again, but not with a band this time. This time it is with a podcast.
WAIT! Keep reading.
I know that there is a lot of garbage podcasts out there, especially in the comedy section. Just because you have $20 for a mic and your mom told you that you were talented doesn’t make it OK to have a show. There is talent out there, you just have to look.
For the past few months I have been listening to Bill and Will make some comedy magic on something called The Vomitus Prime podcast.
What is Vomitus Prime you ask? I took this direct from their site to give you a little insight on what they are all about:
Vomitus Prime has nothing to do with transformable robots. It’s a rotating cast from the tail end of Generation X. They spend about an hour roughly once a week reminiscing their past glories, dreaming up derelict things to save money, and mocking others. Sometimes high-tech, sometimes classless, sometimes culinary. Always worth every cent.
Now that I have your attention…
Bill is currently working on his 121st episode with his 3rd 4th 5th 6th co-host, Will. The show takes place somewhere in the Iowa, Illinois, Wisconsin tri-state area, it’s exact location remaining a mystery.
Actually, now that it’s getting into winter you might be able to find the hideout by the glow of the depression light via Bill’s desk. Bill is a man with the social skills of The Unabomber and a sense of humor reminiscent of Bill Hicks. His partner, Will, is an ADD-afflicted nymphomaniac whose curiosity takes the show on wild tangents.
When you get your weekly dose of Vomitus Prime you’ll get a mix of politically uncool humor. Everything is fair game, and don’t worry–you’ll get used to getting the stink-eye from folks at the grocery store when you let out a maniacal laugh from the show.
Listening to Vomitus Prime keeps you at age 25 – forever. Its a time when life’s early milestones have been passed. You are no longer carded because the bartender can see the pleading in your eyes for a drink. Golden and amber refreshment is the only way to replenish the bit of your soul that is taken every day in Cubicleland.
Much like happy hour, an hour of Vomitus Prime lets you rant about the day, laugh about it, and point on the doll where life has maliciously touched you. Its enough to get you through it until you have to go right back at it tomorrow.
In each episode, members of The Vomitus Party call in their Vomications for all of the cool stuff in their world, and vehemently Decepticoning the merciless ways the life can put you through the wringer. Other features of the show are the drunken cooking tips from Wolfgang Drunk, knowing the value of a “dollah”, and remembering all of the awesome things in life that for some reason disappeared in Bringin’ It Back.
It is one of the few podcasts I’ve found that strongly encourages audience participation and they do it with great results. The place where Vomitus Prime eclipses most all other comedy shows is the chemistry between the hosts. You have Bill’s viciously clever wit that melds with Will’s obscure, yet relevant observations.
If you’re new to podcasts this is a good place to start. If you’re still looking for a good comedy podcast that’s more than dick and fart jokes from the morning zoo, (Vomitus Prime have only the finest fancy dick and fart jokes), head over to www.vomitusprime.com or find them on iTunes and see, rather listen to, the nonsense I speak about.
4 thoughts on “Blog On: The Vomitus Prime Show According To Kevin”
“Remember the days when you were a sophomore in high school and you were so into that one awesome band? You listened to them all the time, sported the t-shirt, and told everyone about them just trying to share the love.”
I remember! I was there with you. 😉 And I still do that.
The funny is that I saw an ad for Vomitus Prime a couple days ago and thought the name was hysterical! Now here you are elaborating on it!! The irony!!
I remember our sophmore days too…we were a fun group!
I for one, don’t get the podcast thing. I like my commentary live, or scheduled and delivered for me, not by me. I don’t know why, but that’s the way it is. With that said, K-Funn introduced me to the VP a month or so ago – they’re almost as funny as me, so I enjoyed the couple of shows I forced myself to listen to. Oh, there it is – that’s why I can’t listen to podcast – If it’s live, or I have no option of replaying the content, I have to listen because I may not get a chance to hear it again. I suppose I’m such a simpleton I need shit done for me. I have ADD.
I made that first logo for him forever ago.. i was wondering what happened to the show. Apparently no one knows..