Well not me personally. Not today at least.
I found a great website to kill time on. Basically the site, F My Life, contains true short stories from random people like you and me with outcomes that make them say FML (F#ck My Life) at the end.
You know the kind of story I speak of, the kind that ends with you taking your hand and smacking your forehead with it. Bum luck. Misundersood. I can not believe that just happened.
They are stories you might relate to or will laugh at and I am sure some of the stories are fake but still it is entertainment. Some of the entries can rub off a bit depressing but for us demented folk, we laugh at it all.
Here are a couple of recent entries from this morning:
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, “but I just peed in that water.” FML
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn’t sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
I have found myself checking for updates when I can becuase some of these are so entertaining. When you think you are having a bad day, there is someone else out there who is having it worse and was bold enough to post their situation.
For all you Twitter users out there you can follow FMyLife and receive Tweets with the latest FML stories: http://twitter.com/fxxxmylife
iPhone users there is a FML application out there too that is free. That is how I found out about this crazy site.