Category Archives: Funny

Humor at it’s finest…thanks to the dumb.

Well since I am bummed out a little since the Elton John / Billy Joel concert sold out (at least my price range) I thought I would share some humor to you all.

My buddy who I am visiting shared a very funny website with me this morning called (The Customer Is) Not Always Right

The site is personal conversations between people who work in customer service and the dumb…

It is hilarious and after working retail for 10 years of my life I can totally relate to some of these shared conversations. Here is just a snippet:


What A Tangled Web We Weave

Coffee Shop | Northridge, CA, USA

(A customer had already ordered, picked up, and drank most of his drink. He then walked up to the counter and was very angry.)

Me: “How can I help you?”

Customer: “What the f*** is this?!” *points to his cup*

Me: “It looks like the drink I made you, and you seem to have already enjoyed it.”

Customer: “No smart-a**…this!” *pours the drink onto the counter and a key bounces out* “What the f*** is going on here?!”

Me: *alarmed* “I am SO sorry sir! When I made the drink, I know there wasn’t a key in it. Let me make you a new one.”

Customer: “Yeah! You f***in’ better make me a new f***in’ drink. This is complete bulls***! You’re lucky I don’t sue you and this coffee company!”

(I take the key and make him a new drink, and he goes and sits outside with his friends. The key wasn’t mine, so I started asking coworkers and customers. No one was claiming it. The customer walked up about 5 minutes later, bright red and embarrassed.)

Customer: “Yeah, uh…I’m going to need my car key back so I can go home….”

For more entertaining and head scratching conversations visit (The Customer Is) Not Always Right

Have a great weekend all!

J-Day is almost here…

Oh boy kids, the day is almost here!!!

I have to confess that I was one of those a-holes up at the butt crack of dawn today doing last minute shopping but I have reasons why, and I guess so did all the other shoppers around me.  Thankfully it was not that crowded / insane…yet.

With being out of town for the last week I did not have much oppertunity to do the limited shopping for friends and family so it was completed this morning.  I got good gifts, I done good yes um uh huh.

There is still some time before I get to see family and friends rip open the newspaper wrapped gifts so what better thing to do then to find some amusing content to post on this wonderful website. I thought today that I would post some of my favorite YouTube videos for your entertainment. I tried to keep the cussing to a low so if anything sneaks in there my apologies…

Have you ever seen a GI Joe PSA?

Rock Me Diabeetus:

Freestyle Rap Battle (translated):

Techno Viking (fun starts around the 1:00 mark)

And since it is the holidays… I always seem to see this clip of Tony Rizzo eating the sidewalk on Fox 8. Cracks me up every time:

Still looking for more? How about some Seth McFarlane humor (good stuff starts at the 30 second mark):

and finally…

Hope I was able to entertain you all a little bit. Enjoy the day!!!

I want a Daft Punk robot helmet for J-Day.

While killing some time I found a couple of videos related to Daft Punk I had to share.  It was interesting to see some of the stuff I found.  Many of you may not know this, but Daft Punk is one of my top 10 bands of all time.  I just don’t talk about them too much.

I love robots and still love me a little electronic music.  Daft Punk is the perfect combination and I can not wait until they come out with new material.

Anyways…  Here is a clip I found explaining the history of where some of their samples came from:

Here is a follow up to that video:

Did you know that Daft Punk had a movie? It was called Electroma and I need a copy. Here is a teaser of the movie:

Of course someone out there decided to be clever and make a fast forward remix of the movie (SPOILER ALERT):

So you made it this far huh?  Well I suppose you want to help me get a Daft Punk robot helmet.  How thoughtful of you.   They retail for anywhere between $14000 and $60000 according to various websites…

I agree, that’s a lot of money.  Now I know you may not be able to spring that for me this holiday season and I forgive you.

Luckily I have located a couple of sites that sell the helmets and others that tell you how to make them.

I found this on The Daily Swarm:

THE MAKING OF…THE DAFT PUNK HELMETS

Daft Punk
Daft Punk

These helmets were commissioned by the punk band Daft Punk for a music video. Over the years, LED Effects has received many inquiries from people who wanted to purchase their own helmet. Unfortunately, these helmets are custom designed stage props and cost over $14,000. While the helmets are reasonably simple in design, the cost of labor and materials make it impractical to mass produce and market them. In addition, Daft Punk owns the copyright and concept rights to the helmets, so there may be additional licensing fees to pay. In short, yes, we can build you a helmet, but it will cost you thousands of dollars and take a year to produce. Here is how the helmets were made:

1. A model shop cast the face of the musician. This was used to create a bust which was
used as a template for the design.

2. The next step was to modify a motorcycle helmet. The body was cut away to allow for
cables and electronics. Two pin holes were provided so the wearer could see out.

3. Clay models were created for all the unique parts. This included a back pack and an arm
band controller.

4. Electronic displays were designed using prototype PC board materials.

5. The LED display panels were assembled by placing each LED one-by-one into a plastic
sheet and glued into place. Each LED required three feet of wiring to connect it to power
and control circuitry. The finished panel was bolted to the helmet frame.

6. The LED cabling was routed around the “ears” of the helmet and out the back. The
helmet cables led down to the backpack where the main controller board was located.

7. The system was originally powered by batteries, but this was later switched over to a
power cord system.

8. The control keypad on the armband was a custom manufactured PC board.

9. Exterior plastic molding and finishing materials were custom manufactured by a special
effects studio to complete the helmet. Once these pieces were added, the helmet details
were touched up with paint.

See?  That’s an easy homemade gift.  So hop to it!  I know you can do it.  I’ll be waiting.