Category Archives: Bragging Rights

Jeff & Brian’s Birthday Show Is This Saturday @ Now That’s Class!!!

Dudes and dudettes…  It is with great honor that I inform you of the best show to ever happen on 02/02/13 at Now That’s Class in Cleveland, America:

Annabel (Cleveland) – Luther (Philly) – Ma Jolie (Philly) – Worship This! (Olympia) – Collapser (D.C.) – + Comedy by Matt Celeste

Doors at 8pm, show starts at 9pm.  $6 at the door.  Bring extra cash to spend on all the band’s merch, especially the out of town ones!!!  Ryan Ford, the guy who created this awesome flyer will be selling some prints of it as well.  It would be in your best interest to set one aside for me…  Seriously.

If you do not hit up this show, you are in fact missing out on an amazing night of top notch music and debauchery for those of you who engage in the alcohol induced drinks of fun or bath salts.

I am honored Mr. Jeff Russell of Signals Midwest has put my name on this flyer and is going to somehow try and Skype the show to me.  Sadly I can not be there on account that I am an idiot and moved across the country last June, plus I work that night…  Still, I really hope all my friends can make it out for this night full of some amazing bands that include some of my best buddies.  This is the show that you need to be at.  Tell everyone.

Warrior Dash – Ohio II – Carrollton, OH – 09/11/2011

In an attempt to not talk about Wagons three times in a row (wait till my next post), I figured I would throw a post up about my Warrior Dash 2011 experience.

I really do not really feel it necessary to tell you all what Warrior Dash is other than it is fun, it is muddy, and it kicked my ass.

Months ago I decided I would make an attempt at the Warrior Dash.  Why you ask?

Why wouldn’t you want to is the question?

Accompanied by my friend who I coaxed into trying the event with me, we made our way to the grounds about an hour south of Akron a tad late of our start time.  We were supposed to be there for a 9am start time, but due to traffic we ran about 1/2 hour late.  No biggie.

We checked in and headed immediately to the starting line where it looked like 1000 people were lined up to attempt the Dash.  Before I knew it, I was running down a hill with people of ages in what would be a trial on my body for the next hour and a half or so.

The course was about 3.10 miles that circled up, around and through a 300-acre motocross park called Area 330 located in Carrollton, OH.  There were 11 obstacles placed throughout the course that mostly consisted of muddy hills during the first half.  Seriously, the muddy hills were worse than the obstacles themselves.  Every corner I turned on the course there were more hills of mud it seemed.  People were falling all over the place, but I maintained my balance and the only time I really fell was when I tried sliding down a muddy hill.  I made it about 3-feet.

As I previously mentioned, the obstacles were not that hard, some were a challenge like the dumpsters thanks to the tires placed all about.  I almost wiped out when I jumped out of the final dumpster and landed between two retired Goodyear tires.

I managed to make my way over rope nets, climb over walls, balance on beams, and even crawl under barb wire.  Luckily I have no fear of heights (sadly one girl did who I had to help coax push her leg over the net wall, she apologized profusely) and was able climb up high as well as managed to climb over walls and even trudge through mud covered logs in water dirtier than Lake Erie.

I’m no athlete.  I have yet to still get the hang of this jogging thing.  It was no surprise to me when my body started shutting down on some not nearly as muddy hills came back into into the course.  I took a breather a couple of times but for the most part pushed myself to the max.

When we rounded the end, you could smell the kerosene that fueled one of the last obstacles…the Warrior Roast.  It sounds worse than it really was, but I leaped over two fires that definitely were real.  Muddy Mayhem, a mud pit with barbwire strewn across was the last challenge before the finish line.  I hopped in the mud without hesitation and dragged myself through and finally conquered the Warrior Dash.  Covered head to toe in mud, I was given a medal proving that I survived.  A tear my have shed from my eye.

There were people cheering on the sidelines for all who crossed and it was a nice feeling.  I can’t say I finished first or 40th, over even 700th.  Folks, I finished 10523rd place and I am damn proud of myself.  I beat 400 people in that dash.  No, I kicked their asses…  Not really.

It was not about winning or losing though.  It was about getting with your friends and having the time of your life. In fact, I met up with a few friends after I cleaned up in the dirty lake.  I even got to see someone who I have not seen since high school as well as a fellow bearded KSU grad who I took a class with last Fall.

We  all shared beers and told stories of our day while bands played music in the background.  There were thousands of mud covered warriors and their friends and family who came to cheer them on surrounding the muddy grounds.  It was an amazing experience and I am already planning on next year’s.  This time though I plan on learning how to maybe jog or at least train a little harder.  Now that I know what I am going to be up against, I might as well turn it into a personal challenge for myself.

I encourage everyone to try the Warrior Dash at least once in their life.  You haven’t lived until you have made it though a dash.

The Lone Star In Me

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Well, the streets are empty and SXSW is officially done for the year. All I can say about this famous Austin music festival is this: insanity at its finest.

Nothing went to plan for me. I didn’t get to see all the bands I wanted to see, but instead chose to take in bands I had never heard of. The choice worked out to my benefit as I got to see some really kick ass bands.

Friday night’s Screeching Weasel meltdown was the one thing I wish I could have seen. It was the talk of the town. I am going to be posting some more about that later as I have a few eye witnesses who are going to share their stories. It was just too messed to to not talk about.

Saturday was fun as I headed downtown after a gluten free breakfast. (I am seriously going to look into a gluten free diet of sorts) I caught some killer bands including a metal/classical/instrumental act from San Francisco that blew me away.

Bands and beers. It was a good time for sure.

The Lone Star beer was pretty damn delicious too. Way better than my beloved PBR. I opted to chill out as Friday I may or may not have drank myself stupid.

Saturday night though was pretty insane as well and I am sure that gigantic moon in the sky had something to do with it.

I was at the Eastside Drive-In to see The Dead Milkmen at the Mess With Texas party. It was packed as hell and thanks to some fine maneuvering, my friend and I were able to get up to a good spot to see them do their thing. It was awesome and I am happy to say I can finally scratch them off my list of bands I want to see before I die.

Immediately after their set we tried to head out but everyone started bum rushing the grounds. Kids were climbing over fences and porta-potties and there was an instant sea of people. We just wanted to get the hell out.

After pushing through easily a thousand people we finally got to the exit where there was a situation going on and security, who could not control the thousand of other people getting in, would not let us out. Words were exchanged, patience was lost, and we finally said screw it and rushed through them and got out of that cluster eff.

The night was far from over though. I think it was only 9pm by the time we peaced out of that mess and hoofed it to the Scoot Inn (the same venue that Ben Weasel had his incident at the night before).

I ran in to two friends who I had not seen in forever and chilled with them on a log, yes, a log. The place was like a campground atmosphere with picnic tables and a decent sized stage and standing area. It was fenced in and really to me looked mobile.

So the night seemed to be going well and Eyehategod finally took the stage. The were tearing things up when suddenly the moon came out and provided for another mess to the night.

Apparently my friend’s boyfriend was front and center and having a good ol’ time. Not sure what all transpired but the lead singer told the crowd to kick my friend’s boyfriend’s ass. Nothing really happened immediately but the guitar player said he was going to kid the guy in the head and it was just an ugly vibe. Soon some douche tried picking a fight and that was enough, my friend grabbed him and got him out of the area.

Apparently no one can just have a good time.

That was enough. We went home and skipped Pentagram. I really wanted to see them too. Oh well.

Yesterday was chill for me. I saw a few cool bands at Lovejoys and then headed to a place I have been wanting to go to for years now…

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Dale Watson was awesome. The place was packed and was just so much fun to be a part of. I wish I would have stayed longer but I was exhausted and starving. At least I can say I finally made it to Ginny’s. I’ll scratch that off my list too.

I missed out on a few acts I really wanted to see thanks to the flight screw-up. I missed Wagons who I really wanted to see as they came all the way from Australia. I’m also a huge fan of them and would loved to have seen them again. Oh well, next time.

Austin is an amazing city and I adore it. The people I have met this round were kick ass folk who welcomed me into their great city. I met at least seven people who used to live in Ohio (I may be one of those people one day…). The Lone Star beer was pretty damn delicious too.

SXSW was a bonus if you ask me.

My adventure in Austin us coming to a close, but I will be back soon. I love it here too much.

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New Rancid Video!!!

Rancid just posted a new music video for “Up To No Good” today!  Check it out:

The video actually shows in the background a map of sorts showing all of the cities the band toured at over the summer including Cleveland.  I only wish I was able to see them more than one time but I am not complaining at all about that, after all I was back stage for their performance…more on that HERE.

Jim Breuer Shout Out

I knew this was coming my way but I had no idea what comedian Jim Breuer was going to do…

Awesome. Simply awesome.

Good old pal Matt at Addicted To Vinyl of course already one upped me and put a post about Jim Breuer’s Comedy Central special Let’s Clear The Air (FYI there might be a contest going on over at his site…).  In fact I am pretty sure Matt will memorize the entire special and shoot out all the good one liners before I even get a chance thus swooning all the ladies that we never hang out with on a daily basis.

Regardless I am excited to check out this special this Saturday at 11pm only on Comedy Central.  What’s better is that Let’s Clear The Air will be released on DVD on Tuesday following the world premiere showing.

I can tell you this…Jim Breuer has not lost his touch one bit and this special is full of hilarity.  I will be posting a full review on it shortly.

Props to Matt @ The Syndicate for offering to have Jim Breuer scream for me.

I love Jim Breuer’s impersonation of James Hetfield of Metallica: